10 November 2010

MISSION: Covert Ops. With Mini Agents.

There are no words, other than this mission cracks me up.

Brilliant narrative, Affiliated Agent DS.  Brilliant.  Way to bring the family into the experience.  *high five*

Date: Thursday, 30 September 2010

Location: family restroom; Target; Harmar Township, PA

Time: 6:00 p.m.

Affiliated Agent DS (and troops) report in:

Date: Sept. 30, 2010
Time: 6 p.m.
Location: Harmar Target
Agents: Affiliate Agent DS, Mini Agent HS (age 7), Mini Agent AS (age 3)

Agents acquired $5 gift card, which was left on the changing table in the family restroom. To remain covert, Mini Agent AS, currently "potty training" as part of her cover, needed to use the restroom. Photographic evidence of the completed mission is attached (all evidence of Mini Agent AS's cover have been destroyed). I am pleased to report Mini Agents followed protocol and did not release top secret information to civilians and we left the scene unnoticed.





Mini Agent HS decided future missions will be to leave a $20 gift card in someone's mailbox and to buy a Hot Wheels car and tracks. Affiliate Agent DS will take these missions into consideration and report future activity.

Signing off,

Affiliate Agent DS

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sounds so "Mission Impossible". Love it!

Secret Agent B said...

Love it! Did the instructions self-destruct?

James said...

Love it! The potty training part was by far the best.

Simply Yogini said...

You are truly amazing! I adore you!